Richard Spencer: The Most Uncomfortable Speech Ever Given

I didn't think I ever would, but I got through the most cringeworthy, most uncomfortable video I have ever seen and that is saying something because I have made MANY cringeworthy videos. Richard B. Spencer, the leader of the Alternative Right Winged group called the NPI (National Policy Institute), made a speech in Washington D.C. on the 19th of November for their yearly convention that last a whopping twelve hours. Now I didn't watch twelve hours of footage, I would rather gouge my ears out with a rusty screwdriver and stab myself in the eyes with broken mirror shards, but I did watch Spencer's main speech. The following is a response to such speech. Again, what he said is going to be in italics and my response will be below. I am also putting in a "trigger" warning for everyone who easily get upset as such material, but I feel the need to respond and make fun of it because that is what it deserves. Also, this isn't the full speech, merely just the abridged one. Good luck to me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6-bi3jlxk

Hail Trump! Hail our people! Hail victory! 

So I think it is safe to say that these people didn't vote for Hillary...

***People start to throw up NAZI salutes***

Well, that escalated quickly... Pretty uncomfortable for a Jew to watch people salute like that, but this was a twelve hour conference, so they are probably just stretching...

No one will honor us for losing gracefully...

Oh, so you did vote for Hillary, my bad. 

No one mourns the great crimes committed against us...

You mean affirmative action? God Damn Rooney Rule! 

For us, it is conquer or die!

Did the African American athletes overtake your basketball court again? That stuff always pisses me off too. 

The mainstream media, or perhaps we should refer to them in original German, "Legenpresse". 

We refuse to call it what it means in modern German, "Poopepanse"!

***Crowd claps and laughs***

That is the same reaction people give during a Rob Schneider stand up comedy routine. 

It's not that they are just leftists and cucks...

This isn't a joke, but what is it with calling people "cucks"? I see this like everywhere by trolls on the internet and literally found out that the word existed like six months ago when that female, white supremacist from Canada named Evalion got banned from YouTube. I was like "whats a cuck?" So I go on Urban Dictionary and find out that even more trolls thought they were being clever by spamming for 80 or so pages that Onision is the leader of the cucks because he is a feminist, a liberal, and a vegetarian. Now I am not fan of Onision and I am none of those thing, so why do people keep calling me a cuck? 

So I finally find a page that shows what the word "cuck" means. Cuck, short for cuckhold is a term referring to a man with a female signifiant other that engages in sexual advances with other men. Okay, so I am none of those, so it appears to me that these people don't even know the meanings of words that they use. On the other side of the spectrum, how do these people know that my significant other is having sex with other men? Are they big brother? Are they always watching? If so, they must be extremely perverted. I am merely just going to go out on a limb and say that a "cuck" is merely someone who disagrees with this guy's political ideology. This is kind of ridiculous because he is just making up words, can he do that? Well, he just did so that was a dumb question. You sir are a mamawamba. That means "huge dumb ass!" Ten bucks says that never sticks, but it is worth a try. 

It's not that many are genuinely stupid...

I mean, you don't even know what the word "cuck" is, so your intelligence must not be far from theirs. 

Indeed, one wonders whether these people are people at all...

I would like to know what this guy is smoking because nobody should be wondering that at all. 

Or instead some soulless Golem, animated by some dark power...

Yeah, thats how I felt when I had a Graveler in Pokemon Blue, I was so pissed when I found out that I needed to trade it in order to evolve it into a Golem. Oh, that probably isn't what you meant. I think he just called everyone a drone, a zombie. That is usually the way I am when I wake up from a long nap and it is still bright outside.

To repeat whatever talking point John Oliver said the night before...

Wait, we were talking about the mainstream media, right? This guy does know that the "Last Week Tonight Show" is just some British guy who used to work for Stephen Colbert just sitting up there doing exactly what Stephen Colbert used to do on the "Colbert Report"? Is it too late for me to call this guy a mamawamba? I think it is also safe to say that John Oliver is a "cuck" because he doesn't agree with Spencer's political views? That is the go to word in this situation, right? 

To be white is to be a striver, a crusader, an explorer, and a conquerer...

... horrible at basketball, horrible infomercial actor, and outside of Eminem and Lil' Dicky, a horrible rapper!

We build, we produce, we go upward...

You guys couldn't build a jenga house... As a matter of fact, you have to hire undocumented immigrants from Mexico to build for you, don't take credit for things you didn't make yourself, ya lazy bums! 

And we recognize the central lie of American race relations...

You do, King of the mamawambas? Please enlighten me on how someone who uses words that he doesn't know, knows about race relations.

We don't exploit other groups, we don't gain anything by their presence, they need us and not the other way around.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You don't know anything more about race relations than you know the definition of the word "cuck". Let me tell you how our country works. The people have a need for a certain good. There is a company that sells that good. That company outsources production to Central America, Asia, and heck, even Canada. We get that product for cheap because they have slave labor in some of those areas and that is how that works. Heck, we have even fought wars in foreign countries so that we can suckle on the precious oil that they have. So don't tell me we don't exploit other groups and we don't gain anything from others. You are either living under a rock or you are just that dumb. 

Within the very blood of our veins as children of the sun lies the potential for greatness. 

The term "children of the sun" was a term used to describe the Incan Empire, numb nuts. You would know that if you weren't a complete mamawamba. 

That is the great struggle we are called to.

It is? Cause I am pretty sure you cannot be white and Incan at the same time. You can't bring back what has been extinct for hundreds of years.

We are not meant to live in shame and weakness and disgrace.

You should be shoving those NAZI salutes up your butts, but I didn't know NAZI salutes were customary for ancient Incan people.

We were not meant to beg for moral validation...

You are kind of begging for it right now, no offense.

From some of the most despicable creatures to ever populate the planet. 

This a**hole is so pissed off that there are minorities living in this country, it is so painfully obvious. On the real, it isn't my fault that some black guy is better than him at sports, some Jew took all of his money, and some Asian was smarter than him. You see when bad things happen to people, they blame it on ethnic minority groups, because they are easy to blame and because if you are talking behind someone else's back, then they won't be able to defend themselves. My real question is, who is he going to blame for using words that he doesn't know the meaning to?

We were meant to overcome, overcome all of it, because that is natural and normal for us.

Sorry, this reads as one of those movie halftime speeches that the coach uses to rally his team. "THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES! BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" Oh wait, hold on, that was Braveheart. "And when the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture... DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!!!!!" Thats more like it, good ole "Mighty Ducks"!!!

The press has clearly decided to double down and wage war against the legitimacy of Donald Trump and the continued existence of white America. 

You have yourselves to thank for that. I mean, you guys are basically sheet-less, hoodless, neo-NAZI's, who endorsed him. You basically lost all legitimacy after the "heil Hilters" and the fact that you don't even know what the word "cuck" means. He is also probably the most out of his league president that we ever had because, oh, I don't know, he doesn't know what a Nuclear Triad is. So I think that our concerns are well put.

Oh and as for the continued existence of white America. Whites make up 63% of this god damn country. Pretty sure white people are safe for right now. I mean look at the selfie taken by the whole Republican Party after Donald Trump won, they are all white. So please, go back to your safe spaces and shut up!

But they are really opening up the door for us. 

Bro, everyone is laughing at not only you, but also the rest of your mamawamba cronies who use words they don't know the meanings to. Honest to god, whenever having a conversation with someone who is alt. right, I can always expect them to utter words and phrases like "cuck", libtard, political correctness, and white genocide. These are all words and phrases used to win arguments and expect a lot of it if you are winning an argument.

America was, until this past generation, a white country...

Well apparently it still is, look at the Republicans in the Senate, or Congress, or whatever they control. It is all white. And, do you even know what a generation is? Or are you still using words that you don't know the meanings to?

Designed for ourselves and our posterity...

The late 1960's was in the last generation? WTF are you smoking, give it to me right now? On the real, this is where this whole thing gets super uncomfortable because this guy thinks that the constitution is only for white people because it was written by white people. Well, I mean, he is technically right, it was written and designed for white people during a time of slavery. However, it isn't 1789 anymore and slavery no longer exists to the chagrin of the leader of the mamawamba!

It is our creation, it is our inheritance, and it belongs to us... ***fat guy gets up and leaves while other throw up the NAZI salute***

And that ends the most uncomfortable, least informed speech EVER given. Honest to god, this guy believes or wants other mamawambas to believe that white people are being suppressed. What the f*ck? Clearly white people control more powerful positions, white people NEVER get racially profiled, white people have NEVER been systematically killed off during history, white people have NEVER been victims of genocide, and white people like this a**hole are sitting there acting like he is next. Newsflash, you are going to be just fine. I understand that people want to have pride in being white and I get it, that is fine, you can be proud of your white identity. But this guy just hailed Hitler in a room filled with other people that also hailed Hitler. If that isn't a recipe for disaster, I don't know what is. It is also why I never want to be part of the Alt. Right movement and will likely never be. Why? Because I am smarter and funnier than them.

Tomi Lahren: The Alt Right Millennial "Snowflake"

When I was in my late teens to early twenties, I considered myself as a very liberal individual. I agreed with the principals of those of MSNBC, CNN, and The Young Turks, while at the same time scorning right winged networks like Fox News. I was pro abortion, anti gun, and was very anti religion. It wasn't until around 2014 when women like Anita Sarkeesian, Breanna Wu, and Rebecca Watson started trying to ban media that they felt was sexist against women I kind of changed my mind. I feel like it is one of the reasons why I am not a feminist, among other reasons, it is also one of the reasons why I no longer consider myself to be a liberal, but rather a moderate with progressive tendencies. I am also no longer anti gun, but I am still pro choice because I know that it isn't my responsibility to tell women what to do with their own bodies.

However, over the last year or so, I have stopped supporting YouTubers that are of the alternative right movement in this country. I used to watch those "anti feminist" videos of crazy third wave feminists losing their sh*t and getting triggered, but now I am less interested because I know that this isn't how all feminists act. It has actually come to become extremely annoying because these YouTubers just complain and make fun of feminists, but there are probably worst things and ideas being spread in their own movement and they just ignore it. This could either be because their viewers are those neck bearded, red pill swallowers, or because it makes money to make fun of feminists. 

I know that was a long tangent that might have nothing to do with my below narrative, but it makes people understand my political opinions and what I watch on the internet. This has to do with an up and coming so called "journalist" on "The Blaze" named Tomi Lahren. From what I have gathered, Tomi Lahren is an alt right ding bat from Grand Rapids, South Dakota, who went to the University of Reno Nevada for a journalism degree and has a boyfriend in the armed forces. Oh yeah, and not to mention, she complains at length about liberal acts in this country that she does not like. The things that she has complained about has been, Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the National Anthem, Beyonce saluting Black Panthers during the Halftime Show of Super Bowl 50, and most recently, protestors who don't like the fact that Donald Trump is now the President of the United States. 

I will post the whole video in this post, but just a warning, her voice is like nails on a chalkboard, so if you have sensitive ears, I suggest you merely read what is said in this post. I will also be using the post to respond to her idiocies to try to put her in her place. I know she will probably never read this, but she really needs to because she isn't as good and she isn't as smart as she thinks that she is. Everybody wish me good luck in getting through this drivel in her "Final Thoughts".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrvATxJ7J-U 

Time for some "Final Thoughts", half of the country is angry right now, I get it...

Oh really, you "get it", well, I guess we should just roll credits, she gets it, post over, good bye! Oh wait, there is more? Dammit!

Before we start calling the reaction a "protest", lets get something straight. A protest is a "peaceful" objection to a grievance. A bunch of sore losers occupying a space is called a tantrum and that is exactly what we are seeing around the nation from Trump's "historic" and earned victory.

Tomi, Tomi, Tomi, you and I both know that that isn't the definition of the word "protest" and if you didn't know that this isn't the definition of the word protest, then someone needs to take away your "journalism" degree. The definition of the word "protest" is the following: 

An organized public demonstration expressing strong objectification to a policy or course of action adopted by those of authority.

The fact of the matter is that there is no part of your definition that even fits into the true one. And while you could say that these protests can be described as a "tantrum" I wouldn't be running around on your show, in your comfortable little chair, far away from your detractors, acting like you are not guilty of such tantrums. Why? Well it doesn't take a mere google search to know you are guilty yourself of having childish outbursts when things happen that you do not like. 

Now I will say right now that I don't agree with the methods that these protestors have been using. I don't agree with people causing bodily harm to others, which is something that I have seen in the news recently. I also don't agree with protestors standing outside of Trump Tower, holding up signs that say "Rape Melania". Just like I don't agree with people committing hate crimes against people of other races and ethnicities, writing obscene things like swastikas on slides, and burning down black churches. All of these things are deplorable to me and none of them should be happening. I also think it is equally horrible that people seem to ignore the atrocities that people sharing the same political opinions have been doing towards others, when they should be exposing it like they expose their opponents. 

And isn't it ironic that people who condemned Trump and Trump supporters for intolerance and close mindedness are now angry and downright hostile because their candidate lost. Listen, if yall wanted her to win that badly, you should have had the enthusiasm before Tuesday night, but you didn't and thats how it goes. 

Enthusiasm? You do know that "enthusiasm" was at an all time low. You do know that former Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney had more overall votes than Donald Trump, who was called a "choke artist" by the President Elect. Not to mention in other results, he may have gained less votes than Hillary Clinton, especially when you consider a Snopes article for who actually won the popular vote. So when you use words like "historic" I look at you and ask if you even did your research as Donald Trump actually received hundreds of thousands of less votes than the former Presidential runner up, so nothing about the amount of votes he received was "historic". 

It is funny because these same people laughed at Trump supporters for fearing a rigged election, heres the deal, don't forget that it is the Republican Party that suffers because of voter fraud and it is their leaders that are for voter ID laws, just sayin'.

I love how Tomi stands on her high horse and acts like the Republicans are absolutely, positively not guilty of voter fraud. Let me first talk about Democratic voter fraud. How much fraud do you think was committed during this election? According to Jesse Dollemore, a study at Loyola University has found a total of 31 "credible" instances of voter fraud. But now that these facts are out of the way, lets talk about voter ID laws. Now, you might think that showing your ID is a good thing, but the fact of the matter is that 11% of US citizens don't own a government issued ID. These people include minorities, poor people, and elderly people and you have to pay for these voter ID's. So therefore, you should never have to pay money to vote as it is your right to do so. Many times Republicans have gloated that voter ID's have helped them do better in elections. 

Now many people like Tomi Lahren might argue, "well, if we don't ID people, then we won't know whether they are allowed to vote or if they are even citizens." Here is the problem with this, there is no evidence that people are committing voter fraud by impersonating people and voter ID proponents think that the problem is more major than it actually is. Not to mention, Republicans have done a service in closing down voting stations in areas where minorities live, causing them to vote in further places and waiting in longer lines causes them to make the personal choice to not vote at all. So who is causing more voter fraud? Sounds to me like this is a case of Tomi sharing atrocities that occur on the left but coincidentally "forgetting" the ones that happen on the right in order to dupe her viewers.

Furthermore, correct me if I am wrong, but I don't believe that we experienced mass protests after Obama won in 2008 or 2012. No riots or mass tantrums for the world to see. Why? I guess it is because Republicans lose with grace and most aren't afforded time in the middle of a work week to congregate and throw a fit because they have to WORK! We have to WORK so you can protest the MAN, while benefitting from the entitlements the man affords you, so theres that...

HAHAHA! Are you f***ing kidding me? Before we go into how ignorant of a person you are, let me first of all say that Republicans ALSO protested the election of Obama, twice, and there is plenty of evidence of that Tomi. So either you are playing dumb in order to entertain the prejudices of your viewers or you are dumb and extremely misinformed. Not to mention people went out of their way to claim that he was a Communist, a Muslim, a Marxist, the "black" devil, he was not born in this country and he was going to take away all of your guns, none of which were true. Let us also add the fact that people protested that he was "not" their president, people committed hate crimes against minority individuals (one case included a black man being assaulted for wearing an Obama t-shirt with his attackers running around yelling "F*** Obama! The N*g*er President!"), and finally people posting signs showing Obama's head around a noose. So don't go around telling me that Republicans didn't protest or held any moral high ground because they didn't and anyone who wants to deny it can, but they are also denying history as it happened.

But lets get back to your utter ignorance, Ms. Lahren. Lets get back to the fact that you just called protesting Americans "lazy" protestors that don't work, inferring that they are on welfare. Now this is nothing new to people like her. Republicans have been claiming for years that Democrats and Liberals are nothing more than lazy, thugs, that don't work. It is really funny that I know of a lot of Conservatives that don't work that much either. My question is, how do you know that these people who are protesting don't work? How do you know that they don't work hard? Lets see, you don't know that, you are making assumptions based off of what you have been told your whole life. You were likely told that liberals and Democrats are lazy people that offer nothing to society, but rather destroy it because of the want of free hand outs and welfare checks. You couldn't be more wrong Tomi, and I wouldn't be sitting on a pedestal claiming that I work hard if my only job was appearing on an internet show, complaining to a mostly uninformed audience, without using very much research, about how bad liberals are making this country. Especially when I have never heard you say once about how bad conservatives are making it. On a final note to this response, I haven't heard you criticize your lord and savior Donald Trump a single time, which means you have no room to criticize anyone about anything because you lack ALL objectivity.

These "protestors" are typical snowflake millennials, they feel slighted because they didn't want Trump to win and "it is not fair..." They wanted Hillary so it just should have magically happened, the entitlement mentality on steroids mixed with a new version of social justice. A version where anything the left does is just and everything else done is intolerant, but one of the criticisms and back handed insults tossed around by the mainstream media to explain Trump's win was "uneducated voters". Yeah, those without a college degree. Somehow a piece of paper has now become the standard for intelligence and the new bar for an "educated voter". 

To respond to the first part of this, look no further about what I previously said about how Republicans protested Barack Obama's two previous wins. Not to mention how much Ms. Lahren has stood on her spinning chair and protested literally EVERYTHING Obama has done and EVERYTHING that any liberal has done that she has not liked. This woman is probably one of the most annoying people I have ever listened to and has proven to either not know what she is talking about, is completely out of touch with the facts, or is trying to spin her message to fit HER agenda. The fact of the matter, Tomi, is that you are every bit of the "millennial snowflake" that you accuse liberals of. And again, how do you know that the protestors were ALL millennials? As a matter of fact, I could scan my Facebook timeline and find that for every "millennial" that was complaining about Trump, I could find just as many Generation "X'ers" or as many Baby Boomers doing the same exact complaining. So please, by all means, citation needed before opening your big mouth again and making generalizations that are either not true or greatly skewed!

Secondly, how do you know they wanted Hillary? I know many people who voted for Hillary because they didn't like Donald Trump. Whether they were merely people who hated Trump or because they were Bernie Sanders supporters and again did not like Donald Trump. I actually didn't know that many people who voted against Donald Trump because they were always Hillary Clinton supporters. But again, I wouldn't expect such a mindless drone like you to know this because it isn't your motivation to understand other people, you just comment on them because you have an outlet to do so. You are no different than liberals because all you do is find something liberal that you don't like and you complain about it like a four year old that didn't get a lollipop after their doctor's appointment even though it might be something that could help out this country. One the other side of the spectrum, you don't comment on any of the deplorable things that the right has done, it is just business as usually because like in movies and TV shows "if the cops don't chase you after you commit a crime, you can't get in trouble" when in your case it is, if you don't talk about it, it never happened!

Finally, I could care less if you are voter and you do or do not have a college degree. To me, a college degree does not show who is smarter than who, it rather tells that the individual that has a college degree is a more learned individual and has worked in a higher level of schooling. Not to mention, these people more easily are able to gain jobs at a higher level and get a higher level of pay based on their skills. However, for the most part, people who have college degrees are said to have more common sense and are able to conceptualize and decipher biases better than someone who has not gone to college because this is something that those graduates have gone to great lengths in practicing. I mean, you having a college degree hasn't made you any smarter and it hasn't given you the ability to gain any common sense in the fact that you are basically a hypocrite and highly contradictory, but that is none of my business. I am not in the business of jipping my viewers like you are.

Well, lets take a look at some "educated voters" ***shows video of students at a University holding up signs, cursing Donald Trump and being an overall disturbance*** Attending college does not make one smarter, classier, or anything else... 

No sh*t Sherlock. You are the perfect example of why going to a University and getting college degree does NOT! Make a person smarter, classier, or anything else! Thank you for putting everyone's hypothesis to the test!

I'm really tired of those on the right and left talking down to Trump supporters like we're dumb dumbs. Some of us have degrees, some of us don't, most of us are hard working people that have built businesses, families, served our country, and followed the law. If you think that makes us any less than you, you are dead wrong. But it is not about Trump supporters versus Hillary supporters, thats over, that ended Tuesday night. President elect, Donald Trump has opened his arms to all Americans so it is up to you now. 

Well then Tomi, if you don't like it when people talk down to you like you are a dumb dumb, which sorry sister, you are a dumb dumb, then I suggest you ignore them. Or is being a millennial "snowflake" make you triggered when people speaks the obvious truth. You are right though, Donald Trump has won. I didn't vote for him, but I will accept him as my president, unfortunately, but he has not "opened his arms". From calling countless members of countless ethnicities names, making offensive gestures towards a reporter with disabilities, claiming that a war hero wasn't a war hero because he was captured, claiming that he was going to deport all illegal immigrants, claiming that he was going to ban all Muslims, and trying to silence the media by trying to take away their freedom of speech when they criticized him. To me, he did more to separate the country than any presidential candidate has ever done. So while I accept and respect the fact that he won the position of president it doesn't mean I or anyone else has to stop criticizing the negativities about his administration and/or policies when we see fit. It is our first amendment right to do so whether you like it or not.

No one is asking you to bow at his feet, but you're protests and "tantrums" aren't doing anything for this country. You have a right to do it, but you are just making fools of yourself, so that is just up to you.

Again, I don't agree with the violence, I don't agree with the threats, I don't agree with the messages of raping the next first lady or anything of the negative comments about his kids... Except for the ugly ones... Okay, okay, even the ugly ones. But to all of the people who are protesting peacefully and not causing problems, it is up to our president to listen to their concerns because they have real ones. Seeing as though he is installing a lot of suspect people into his cabinet, it is up to him to re-unite the country, not ours. We can try to act nicely and fairly to each other, but he has to do a lot more to change his reputation to become an ambassador of change in this country so that we don't go down the pipes and trash about fifteen to twenty years of progress. And while we are discussing people who act like fools for a living, Tomi, you have a lot of work to do in order to restore your own reputation as a hypocrite and someone who contradicts themselves in almost every way, I'll be praying for you Tomi!